Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML
Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML
Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML
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Thatguywhotrolls 0
And this, children, is how natural selection works! This person will now develop a fatal brain defect that will prevent them from breeding and thus helping to thin the herd of the weak and the stupid!
HeroOfWar 0
YDI. Idiots like you are the ones we end up having to call for ambulances for at the ski hill I work at. Stop being a show-off and do what the sign says. They're there to keep you and others safe and also for liability.
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Comments (118)
viper63 0
it could be worse you could of hit your nuts on the sighn
slapmeontheass 0
that would be more funny!XD
slapmeontheass 0
lmao!!
davidhasmorefun 0
this is fake. there is no slow sign that you can jump. they are always on the side or on the peak of an incline. aka: not possible to jump. and they are only on the greens, which are always slow for ski schools anyways.
HeroOfWar 0
It is possible. It just depends were you are skiing. I'm not sure about BC. But here in Alberta we have short 'slow' signs for certain events that we put out so that everyone can see them. They would be possible to jump.
sarahbau 0
There is no international standard for slow signs. They can be anywhere the ski resort decides to put them. They're often on blues as well, especially near the bottom of the hill where several trails merge. For example, Demon, a blue trail at Purgatory has several "slow" signs on it since multiple trails put you on that eventually, and while most of those would be quite difficult to jump, the "no jumping" sign on the same trail would be easy to jump.
scotophobic 0
My mountain has quite a few at the bottoms of our diamonds/ doubleD's because they intersect with greens and we don't want the riders/skiers plowing over our children.
tb15 0
Careful, I called fake once and I got moderated for it.
Antares_01 9
I'm not entirely sure about Seymour, Grouse and Cypress, but at Whistler, the SLOW DOWN signs are around mid waist to cheat high (I'm 5'10") soo yeah xD dunno about the non lower mainland mountains like Big White, Hemlock, Sun Peaks, etc
YazBK 0
Signs aren't up for decorations.....
mcfaily 0
Fake. There's no snow in BC right now!
vitafabula 0
Ski slopes make snow - it's why they have those big metal poles they call "snowmakers". You don't need natural snow to go skiing. Think before you speak.
nickwatson_53 0
u dick there obviosuly is
CallMeHush 1
You just moved up on the list of "People Likely To Suffer Death By Misadventure" Congratulations!
Dravien 0
Haha a message from god or what
Peroxide 3
You sure showed that sign. I too enjoy rebelling against signs, especially those "one way" signs. Driving in the opposite direction lets the sign know whos boss. ps. IM ON A BOAT!
littlelemur 2
I like the thinly veiled facetiousness of this comment...
Phallus_fml 0
"feeling rather good about myself" is where stopped reading. lol
bjcarson 0
YDI for thinking you're the shit.