Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush fell asleep on me on the bus. This would have been fantastic if I didn't immediately have an erection in her ear. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus when a good looking girl accidentally brushed her ass up against my shoulder as she walked past. This only made me realize that this has been the closest I've come to touching a girls ass in over a year. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
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gogokira 5
gross bro
mintcar 10
Wow...how'd you explain that one?
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Comments (584)
froob 0
Awe that sucks bro.
sematariux 7
lmao win pic
klonopin_ftw 0
he wishes it sucked, bro
marriiee_fml 0
CHARLIEEE.
SirEBC 7
Wrong reference, darling.
klonopin_ftw 0
it's caaaaaaarl my dear.
avatar0810 15
"well I kill people and I eat hands that's two things" - Carl
kykyshay 0
Charlie is still funny
eminemXshady 0
idk why but some of carl's quotes remind me of charlie sheen...
machiko_fml 0
Haha. Nice one. She probably was like.. "o.o"
dirtyblond 4
or o__O"
Elphieba 4
or ">_< tf?"
shoutenm 0
or t(-_-t)
lerouxmaster 7
Or { O_o"}
Xx_skateordie_xX 0
or ._.
lmfaoooooooooo 4
or :D
bowchickawowbone 0
I was gonna say that. ^
heathersmorin 0
She should have been like :-0
dboy006778 0
or :O gimme more
1234USMC 0
or 8===D ((o))
clarissa_Gyall 0
or :-|
Deadshot108 0
;O
guitarspro 0
or 8==D~~O:
SirWrangler 5
that sucks
msmandy 0
Well, that's not awkward at all...;)
Dez31396 0
dude control yourself....
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
or not ;) nice one!
tona01 16
a healthy man will get about 4-5 unexpected and uncontrollable erections a day it's almost like trying to say to a girl to control their period, or not to lubricate when they get"aroused" if i have mistakes i'm sorry i'm still learning
henrygondorff 2
It certainly has a mind of its own. Not so sure about myself.
malters 9
they also get an average of 10 while asleep, not that OP was asleep but it seemed fitting to this ^^ stat
olivia_r 0
If he is a adult, then yes agree control yourself. A teenage boy, good luck with that one.
Pawned71 0
cheek... can u read?
Pawned71 0
cheek... can u read?
PassTheDutch 0
No control man. FYL
leeshxx 3
why didnt u wake her up?? then this situation would have been avoided
horridromance 7
I wouldn't have;)
leeshxx 3
haha boners
txgirl2013 14
calm your boner dude