Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I was belting out Beyoncé in the shower, really feeling myself. When I got out, I heard applause. My new neighbors were sitting on their balcony and I had my bedroom window open. They'd been unwilling members of my entire shower performance's audience, and the applause was definitely sarcastic. FML
Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
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zBLAKEz 23
What song were you singing?
746278Ab 14
I don't sing in the shower.... I preform
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Comments (68)
middlenamefrank 8
I would LOVE to live next door to a bad shower singer! Instead, I live next door to a family with two little ankle-biter dogs that yip ALL FREAKIN NIGHT.
iKristien 5
Sorry OP but you have some shitty neighbours ... since when are you not allowed to sing in your own house/shower anymore? I'd tell them it's none of their business. If you want to sing (even if it sounds awful), you sing.
sexiichiick88 2
THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY
Trevor_Vidal 6
That does ******* suck
colecarter68 3
You should for the next year sing with the window open every morning. JUST to piss off your asshole neighbors.
Nerd4Life231 4
Dancing in the mirror. Singing in the shower. (Sorry if this annoys you)