Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML
Today, I checked my Tumblr account to see if anyone had commented on the photos of my new tattoo. There were only 3 posts, and 2 of them were people linking it to "Awful Tattoo" blogs. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
Today, a tattoo artist send me home without tattoo because the acne on my back has gotten so bad, he refused to work on such an 'unpredictable surface'. FML
Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
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mich23 10
pic please
sammyprosnit 8
just like my ex
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Comments (134)
unistudentb 0
Ack well you obviously liked it enough to get it tattooed on your body permanently so who cares what a random dude with a camera thinks? Not I!
jollyjam1 2
All tattoos are ugly. So YDI
Jethro_fml 0
I can't even rate this without a picture. Jet
diet_otaku 0
in all my life i have only seen one tattoo that was actually impressive and worth having on one's body for the rest of one's life. "unique" doesn't always equal "good."
Riotous 0
How do you not know? I hate stupid people.
ladernierechose 0
Look up "ugly tattoos" on Google. And there are websites dedicated to just about anything.
BILMAN 0
most likely fake or atleast stupid. who makes a website dedicated to ugly tattoos?!
anyb0dy 0
thats a stupid story
mjthegreat53 0
i saw some pics of ugly tattoos on failblog.org but ydi for getting an ugly tat
GriefBacon 0
I have a bunch of tattoos. I got them all for me, not for anyone else. I have heard people muttering about how tacky it is and what not, but I really don't give two craps if someone doesn't like what I have. Neither should you.
popemichael 9
This was my sister's FML. The site was ugliesttattoos.com but it's not on there yet. I don't think it LOOKS too bad. However, it is misspelled. She got the dude high before he did it too. Now she claims that she likes this spelling better: http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6258/valtattoo2.jpg