Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML
Today, I checked my Tumblr account to see if anyone had commented on the photos of my new tattoo. There were only 3 posts, and 2 of them were people linking it to "Awful Tattoo" blogs. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
Today, a tattoo artist send me home without tattoo because the acne on my back has gotten so bad, he refused to work on such an 'unpredictable surface'. FML
Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
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mich23 10
pic please
sammyprosnit 8
just like my ex
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Comments (134)
psyduc 0
http://ugliesttattoos.com/2009/06/01/funny-tattoos-i-think-that-eel-on-the-right-symbolizes-something-but-can%E2%80%99t-quite-put-my-finger-on-it/ this could be it...i saw this a couple days ago
Gaby_peaceandluv 0
hey are you the guy from failblog ? haha
xClarkGable 0
Relax, you need to not care what others think about it, it's yours, no one elses! :) Also, most of these comments are STUPID!
shirvon100 0
I dont see how this is her/his fault she/he obviously understood that it was a website about tattoos however she wasnt infromed it was about ugly tattoos so FYL.
AlexZB 0
how?
teebonehead 0
whats the url of site I love to see tramp stamps............Y D I
gracie27 0
i saw that! i think she asked for it and is now regretting it so shes trying to sue.
cheertigers 0
tattoos are trashy
Dracula212 0
hahahahahahaha
Lifeshardfml 0
damm wats the name of the website
shaeto 0
why do people have such a perverse hatred of tattoos?!? did a tattoo artist once try to molest you w/his needle or something?
mich23 10
lmao so win
seb12992 0
YDI for getting the tattoo in the first place. Way to "express your individuality"