Today, I was showing my unique new tattoo to my friends when a man approaches me with his digital camera and asks if he could take a picture of the tattoo for his website. I agreed. I find out later that it's a site about ugly tattoos. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML
Today, I checked my Tumblr account to see if anyone had commented on the photos of my new tattoo. There were only 3 posts, and 2 of them were people linking it to "Awful Tattoo" blogs. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
Today, a tattoo artist send me home without tattoo because the acne on my back has gotten so bad, he refused to work on such an 'unpredictable surface'. FML
Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
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mich23 10
pic please
sammyprosnit 8
just like my ex
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Comments (134)
master565 0
so the guy doesn't like ur tattoo who. but suriesly who has so little of a life that he goes and makes a website of crappy tattoo's
Lazyninja420 0
Moral of the story? Don't get ugly tattoo's
360_93 0
Tattoos are just ugly in general.
Icarus3 0
Well, no offense, but she deserved it then. Getting a tattoo from someone under the influence isn't quite as bad as riding in a car driven by someone under the influence, but it isn't exactly smart, either.
percypigs 0
oh well. if your tattoo is special to you, that's all that matters.
Dogmaw 0
I need a pic of the tat or the addie for the website. K? Thanx.
princesskitten 0
YDI for getting an ugly tattoo, obviously. Pics + link to the guy's web site would be nice. I'm totally going to google "ugly tattoos" now. Good job, champ.
lastminuteperm 0
Oh my gosh. It is surely the end of the world. You know how many people see that site? Here's a thought, comment on that tattoo and say, I think it looks pretty cool. Then make a new name and say, yeah I agree with the post above and go on and on.
icall_BS 0
Oh so youre the guy that has that fail tattoo of that fat chick on his arm. Sir, I salute you.
brownlace 0
lol! awwww