Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having, I shot at him with the sniper gun I'd bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was OK. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML
Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML
Today, my husband took me to an airsoft shop so he could try a new pistol. We went on the range to shoot it, but while he was loading it went off and shot me. I was only wearing my leggings, so I felt the full power of that BB as it traveled at 200 feet per second at my clitoris. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
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99MDC 0
Were you trying to be cool? Two problems: 1. Airsoft guns do not make you cool (can be fun though) 2. ******* pistol whipping with a plastic gun? Seriously... Not trying to sound like an ass btw. Just found this fml a little different. :)
letitbe56 0
Yes, because guns are like toys. Why would anything go wrong from playing with them?
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Comments (62)
WorkThatButt 2
Next time find it funny to maybe..kill yourself?
chabz_fml 0
1.) YDI for playing ******* airsoft 2.) YDI for having a gun worth $90 3.) YDI for bieng an idiot in front of a prospective buyer
Sweny 0
For all those out there that do not know, airsoft guns are not just crap plastic material,they can be as heavy as the real thing,so it would have seriously hurt
bishoprsv2 0
Dumbass. Now we know why we have airsoft laws, too.
roflwafflez 0
BOOM HEADSHOT!!!
NewEngland 0
So don't play with guns
Dancr824 0
that sucks he's gonna hate u I recently had a problem with my eye and had to got to like three different doctors and the hospital twice and had to have surgery .. and it still hurts... poor choice for you
Ninjaface 0
Of course, the real fml is that your friend's dad now knows the gun you tried to sell him is a cheap piece of crap with loose magazine, so you presumably lost that sale.
0___0 9
**** YOUR LIFE, WHAT ABOUT HIS LIFE! "oh boohoo me i didnt sell a gun" you ******* shot him in the eye YDI SOOO MUCH
Bigmac87 0
If the pistol is worth 90$ than I'm sure it's metal, including the magazine.