Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
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Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a sext to my boss instead of my crush. Now I'm in the doghouse at work AND at home. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my boss an explicit text message. She replied saying, "Very detailed, if only you put that much effort into your work". FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Did you get a raise?
itsjustemcee 18
It really sucks that you got such a big response from your boss, but maybe you should have checked the name before sending such revealing photos.
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Comments (106)
NodakN8V 25
I'm sure there was definitely a "raise" involved just not the kind you were expecting.
dVwarfare 15
Wow, that's great?
danimal_crackerz 26
"Hey boss I gave you a raise, can I have one too?"
scoobysnarks 15
I still have no idea WHY people do this. Sexting seems silly. It's not really my place to judge, but what you put on the networks lives forever - is what you want people to know about you a hundred years from now that you sent someone provocative things over SMS - probably the internet, meaning that anyone who's between you and your intended recipient have access to it? ... really?
ellabellaboom 24
"It's not really my place to judge"...your whole entire comment was judgemental...when someone sexts with their S.O, it's most of the time a sign of trust in the sexual sense. So NO it's not what they want people to think of them. It's one thing to say "Sexting is sometimes I feel is silly" (Opinionated) and another to say "Sexting seems silly." (Judging)
ellabellaboom 24
*something (my bad lol)
scoobysnarks 15
"seems." It's an important word. The problem isn't sexting itself, except that the medium makes it horribly vulnerable to all kinds of problems... like sexting the wrong person, sending (presumably) sensitive data over unprotected mediums... so yeah, it seems silly.
9a_1z 12
People a hundred years from now will be fully aware that many of us have sex lives, and we won't be alive to be bothered by what they think of how we did or didn't carry them out. I think it's very irresponsible not to take simple steps to make your files a bit safer or to thoughtlessly send them to wrong numbers, but that's because I think it's unfair that others have to be involved, (by seeing unsolicited nudes or having ones someone sent you in confidence seen) not because I think two consenting adults sharing photos is shameful.
bonermonkey 31
I have a sex drive. I also have some nice pictures of my body. neither of those are things to be ashamed of even if people did find them in 100 years time. Jeez.
tranced_ 45
She could just text him now that it's on. .
mercyelvira42 23
I love the name. Peter Steele as in Type O Negative Peter Steele?
Silk_Routes 14
unexpected upraisald
teentee401 37
So when do you get your bonus?
Mynamewontfi 40
I don't understand how that could happen, especially when you're sending nudes. Does your boyfriend have the same name as your boss? Maybe I'm just paranoid, but whenever I'm texting anything, I make 100% sure it's the correct person. Still, FYL OP, that's terribly embarrassing
YoungMoney432 4
The only way this makes sense, to me, is if their phone lagged due to updates as that's happened to me. if that wasn't the case then I'm with you on not understanding. Hope you get everything cleared up OP
Ilovelife93 9
Ha-ha!!! At least your boss took it well!!! Best wishes, OP!!!!!
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
Lol, ofcourse he took it well, he got nudes. But seriously, FYL OP
PANDORUM89 21
I'm so paranoid about anything that could even be suggestive getting out that I triple check the name before I type or insert the photo and before I hit send. idky people are having this much problem with sending msgs to the wrong person. it suggests to me that they were careless. so I'm going to have to say YDI, however at least your boss wasn't put off and reported you to HR. Maybe you can salvage your career without ruining your rep.
kyrisonfusion 22
Always be careful with nudes