drew
United States
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
HoHoSnow
United States
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Poorphone
Denver, United States
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Yougotmail
The Brian Harvey
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
warningxxLidell
United States
Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML
Snowtoe
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
JulieKid
United States
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Klamp18
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Sorry not sorry
Today, I attached fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML
UnluckyReporter
Lexington, United States
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Michael McMike
Whitehorse, Canada
Neighborly
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
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FFML_314 12
Why would you be attempting that by yourself?
DocBastard 40
I can't really tell what OP was driving at, but we should stick with the facts, rather than get steered in the wrong direction and automatically assume OP is stupid. I'm trying to stay neutral, but I'm getting tired.
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Comments (68)
Cbear626 0
Are you not hurt?
cottoncandyrox 0
lol
patridge 0
in russia car drives over you
lareske 0
Fail
angrybeaver77 0
wouldn't you be dead if your car ran you over???
LoveMySoldier82 0
Rule of thumb. You should be 10% smarter than the machinery you are trying to operate.
ulicksam 0
You wouldn't have to push it out of a snowbank if you didn't drive into one. YDI and get off the road.
KissNBlah 0
If you were pushing, how'd you get hit?
emily2772 2
lol that sucks
missyacw 7
physics OP