Today, I was riding my bike with my parents. They make me wear a helmet when I'm with them. Some college age kids drove past and yelled, "Nice helmet!" My mother then told me, "They like you!" I'm sixteen and my helmet is blue. With flowers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike and crash head-first. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML
Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML
Today, a guy from work that I barely know gave me sunflowers for my birthday. He told me, "You mentioned they were your favorite." I mentioned it to my family at home a few days ago. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML
Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you OK? You seemed depressed earlier." FML
Today, I was showing my 6-year-old son how easy and safe it is to ride a bike. I didn't notice a pebble, bust up my leg, and my son is now terrified of bicycles. FML
Today, my father and I were out in town when a lady walked up and commented on what a great looking couple we were. My dad puts his arm around me and says, "Thank you! We've been together for 17 years." FML
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mintfreshpinesol 0
At least you are being safe... I had a friend die because he wasn't wearing a helmet. your parents are smart.
autumnshivaree 0
As much as I personally would like a blue helmet with flowers, I understand. I'm a college kid, and I'm willing to risk brain injury than be seen using a helmet on campus.
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Comments (221)
Sugar_lipsXo 0
my friend's brother didnt die because of his helmet. (he got run over by a car.) and those kids might've liked you. when you're embarassed about something, if you act like it's the coolest thing in the world, it eventually is. :)
alexgisforme3 0
aww im sorry boo. theyre just rude, so screw them and dont let it get to you...its not like theyd matter in your life.
alexgisforme3 0
maybe bike riding isnt for you and you could try some other things with your parents if you like doing things together. so you wont need to stress about the helmet thing altogether. =)
nnnnn12345 0
Buy a new helmet. It's better to be safe. I always wear helmets; those college kids are just stupid. Even professional bikers wear helmets.
babawaba 0
YDI. Get your own helmet, unless you really like flowers then wtf is the problem? Oh and also, grow up.
gabbiriella 0
get over it.
urrka 0
YDI for trying to be cool. You're 16, get over yourself!
TheZephyrSon 3
And that is why I don't ride with my parents anymore.
crazyweirdo101 0
DUDE! That's awesome I would totally rock out in a blue helmet with flowers and I'm 17 like come on that's amazing don't give a shit just rock the helmet
tangello 0
i hate parents who say that stuff... >