Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
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OGReaper 2
wow you are a coward.
vashthestampede 0
Mother used ROAR! Wild OP ran away!
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Comments (265)
irimalovecheer98 5
Copy therre licensce plate
bigmikkyjay 0
pussay
SquirrelZilla 0
Well you failed this time. If you carry a baseball bat or pipe ect with you from now on. The details will be handed on a platter to you if you just beat their hood. Trust me
Kalspike 22
TBH, i woulda got back in the car, drove forward, slammed into reverse and ram their ass off the road. Shit happens, keep yer chin up
S_W_E_D 6
I know a Benjamin from British Columbia. last name isreal. izzat you? IF IT IS YOU.... HAHHAHAHAA KARMA BIATCH. either way.. whatta pussay!
IsBitchBetter 1
Just one question, does your pad have wings?? I bet you pussed out & didn't call the cops either! Grow some damn balls or at least a spine!
WeaverSka 16
Damn man, grow a pair already! Even if someone does get all up in your face! Seriously, you should have just stood your ground, cause at the end of the day, some girl got away with rear ending you, and she needs to be held accountable for her actions, and you've had to fork out the money for someone else's mistake! Stop being a pussy and assert your human rights!
bouncer_detail 0
Shoulda punched her in her downstairs and showed her her place.
COCOPUFF3663 0
pussu
pereira_fml 0
Did she take ur balls after she yelled at you