Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, my mom's boss reversed into my parked car. She expects me to say that it's my fault so she doesn't have her insurance increase. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Actually, she should sue the driver that hit you. They were following you too closely. What if it were a child who ran in the street that made you slam your brakes instead of your idiot mother’s delusions? The driver behind you needs to leave enough space to stop.
MrCT 22
Did she sue you or your insurance company there is a difference.
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Comments (25)
MidnaLink 35
So, did she suffer judgement impairment in this accident too?
ThatOneIdiot 7
Lovely mother
MrCT 22
Did she sue you or your insurance company there is a difference.
engineerosaurus 26
In a lot of jurisdictions, you sue the person whose insurance you want money from and the insurance company merely defends the lawsuit on their behalf.
Hellblazer_Sith 25
Well I wouldn’t let your Mum be a passenger in your car anymore..
acmariner99 25
Narcissistic twatwaffle is putting it lightly
RichardPencil 32
Actually, she should sue the driver that hit you. They were following you too closely. What if it were a child who ran in the street that made you slam your brakes instead of your idiot mother’s delusions? The driver behind you needs to leave enough space to stop.
Velhalv 12
You're absolutely right, and being totally serous, which is something I don't think I've ever seen from one of your comments Richard. I'm surprised.
manadaaaa 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Shouldn’t you have been paying better attention?? You were the driver, you know.
Cali 57
Have you ever driven a car? If your passenger suddenly screams to stop, you hit the brakes!
sophiehelen 32
I'm going to assume you've never driven before. If you had you'd know your comment was a load of shit
boopingsnoot 25
If this was in the US, then the only way Mom's insurance will pay for anything is if she sues her son AND WINS. I know, right? But really, the rear-ender is the liable party, no matter how crazy Mom is.
antisolid87 5
The rear ender is liable unless OP admitted to the cops he slammed on breaks because good mom yelled stop. In which case he is liable for causing the accident. I was on the rear ending side of a similar situation and was deemed not at fault as driver admitted to brake checking me.
Christopher Luke 8
unsafe following distance here in ohio
voltronn 10
Only in America.
Sinshine 28
Sue your mom for the emotional damage of having her as your mom.