Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
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OGReaper 2
wow you are a coward.
vashthestampede 0
Mother used ROAR! Wild OP ran away!
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Comments (265)
raverblood 1
and now u can get charged for hit and run.. im sure thats what the mother is filing now
demon_865 7
Pussy...
turtle2001 0
You big chicken!!!!!!
stevenmx86 8
Wtf? Why would you leave you pussy?
cheefer 0
Quit comparing OP to a woman. Most woman have more balls than he does.
fatalwish 6
I would have probably maced da bitch
entis_fml 9
Wow, I hate people like that (the mother, not the FMLer who got rear-ended).
Joshawott 21
Er...wow. Coward xD You should have shouted back that if her insurance is so precious that she can't get a claim on there, she shouldn't be letting her shit daughter drive in the first place, then memorised her registration number and car model and just phoned the police. Heck, you were in front of her, so she wouldn't have been able to move unless you did.
helloxinlin 0
threesome?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Ha, no. I would have told the dumb bitch off. Her daughter hit your car and you have every right to get their insurance details. That was very clearly her daughter's fault and if she has a problem with it, she can try to deal with the courts.