Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, my mother sued me for whiplash in a car accident that was her fault. She screamed to stop so I slammed on the brakes and the car behind ran into us. It wasn't an emergency; she just thought she saw her friend at the bus stop. It wasn't even her. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
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OGReaper 2
wow you are a coward.
vashthestampede 0
Mother used ROAR! Wild OP ran away!
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Comments (265)
joee182 3
Your a bitch dude
FoxHunt9119 19
She is right though
sharkeyfin 2
You left the scene of an accident because she yelled at you? Wow...I would have gotten back in my car and immediately called the cops and tell them that she verbally assaulted you after her daughter rear-ended your car.
310MX 0
You need to play more GTA
Phoenix_fml 13
Did you forget to take your testicles with you before getting out of your car?
devinewind 4
I guess you don't have a pimp hand. If you did you would have gone upside the bitches head and told her to settle down or next time it will be a donkey punch.
Hubner24 11
pussy!!!!!
cajekraze 7
just write down the license plate and file it as a hit and run. Explain the details in the report. it will all work out in your favor
Bartimaeus 7
Are you black?
manasstalker 7
Dude way to be a pussy. They were 100% at fault. why pay the cost.
Jasonf6 0
Way to show the siZe of your balls.