ziggers10
United States
Today, I was proposed to, under the condition that I "get thin" first. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Guineapig98
Miami, United States
Nice guy
Today, I asked my boyfriend of 5 years when he was going to propose to me because I wasn’t getting any younger. He responded with, “Well, ask yourself are you getting any skinnier? I need a trophy wife, you know?” FML
henley
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
hater
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
chunky monkey
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Middleboro, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Mellon
Mr Romantic
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
fatty
United States
Today, my fitness trainer husband told me that if I could not make the commitment to stay thin, he could not make the commitment to stay with me. FML
WalkingOnEggshells
Miami, United States
Red flag
Today, the man I've liked for so long asked me out on a date. Three years ago I fell for him and he denied me unless I "lost 100lbs” Now I've lost about 85lbs (not because of him, but for myself) and he wants to give me the time of day. I still like him, but I feel like I have to watch my weight to keep him if I say “Yes.” FML
Anonymous
Target goals
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Top comments
chanellgymnast 17
That proposal deserves nothing more than rejection. You deserve nothing less than the best.
thelinlinx3 10
I hope he's kidding.
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Comments (111)
ItsCaydence 6
Ah HELLLL na.
Jacksparrow72 21
Keep looking for someone who finds you attractive the way you are.
superfail77 8
He's an ass, you should say only under the condition that he gets a bigger dick first
simoncat 11
Sure. Do just that. Only do it on the condition that a/he "get smart" first. What an inconsiderate thing to say to someone you love.
marlenoysis 7
Get thin for you! And leave him at the altar! That will teach him not to be an ass and then you can find someone to love you for who you are not how you look.
sammiesledge17 4
Drop them ain't worth it
Beckleyy 15
Lose all the weight and get a hotter guy(;
ardencred 7
If you're 150 lbs he's a dick! If you're 200 plus lbs I'd get to work and lose the weight, he may be your only chance at matrimony
darkmis1 18
And you said no, right?
hulkhells 3
if you're a guy then its ok and funny, if you are a girl then it fucken sucks lol