ziggers10
United States
Today, I was proposed to, under the condition that I "get thin" first. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Guineapig98
Miami, United States
Nice guy
Today, I asked my boyfriend of 5 years when he was going to propose to me because I wasn’t getting any younger. He responded with, “Well, ask yourself are you getting any skinnier? I need a trophy wife, you know?” FML
henley
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
hater
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
chunky monkey
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Middleboro, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Mellon
Mr Romantic
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
fatty
United States
Today, my fitness trainer husband told me that if I could not make the commitment to stay thin, he could not make the commitment to stay with me. FML
WalkingOnEggshells
Miami, United States
Red flag
Today, the man I've liked for so long asked me out on a date. Three years ago I fell for him and he denied me unless I "lost 100lbs” Now I've lost about 85lbs (not because of him, but for myself) and he wants to give me the time of day. I still like him, but I feel like I have to watch my weight to keep him if I say “Yes.” FML
Anonymous
Target goals
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
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chanellgymnast 17
That proposal deserves nothing more than rejection. You deserve nothing less than the best.
thelinlinx3 10
I hope he's kidding.
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Comments (111)
armonicavita 13
Time for a new fiancée
deet124 11
May I propose dumping him?
archertheo 15
Screw'em I like girls with padding :D
zombieladi 14
tell him only if he makes his dick bigger
slickchrome 11
Touché
docscientist 10
Well, you can't really change the size of your dick.
wjh100 13
do you think **** stars are naturally sixteen inches with a dead weight of 15 pounds? no, they get it pumped full of silicone. :p
docscientist 10
So I guess no one else is tired of seeing this retort about dick size every time some guy makes a slight against a female on here. It's on the top ten for phrases that belong with 'dump him'.
littlekellilee 45
When guys stop being dicks, everyone will stop making comments about them.
zombieladi 14
yes you can, you can use a pump for a temporary fix or surgery.
docscientist 10
Sorry, but I'm not aware there's a surgery that wouldn't cause severe complications. Silicone injections for a penis is different than breast implants.
littlekellilee 45
Just so you know, there are possible severe complications from breast implant surgery as well. Aside from them rupturing, you can also get capsular contracture.
zombieladi 14
every surgery can have complications, doesn't mean that people won't do it
littlekellilee 45
Exactly. I've had brain surgery and four major orthopedic surgeries. I had bad complications from the brain surgery, which resulted in a life long bone disease (making me need the orthopedic surgeries), and with one of the other ones, causing my shoulder to dislocate several times a day for a couple years. I still don't hesitate before getting surgery. Complications come with the territory. Maybe a different situation because I'd have died without the brain surgery, but I still agree to get the rest because I know they'll make me happier/feel better in the long run. If people with breast/penis implant surgeries feel mentally better after, all the power to them.
ZombieSazza 34
You should leave him. If he really loved you, your weight wouldn't bother him that much unless it was seriously affecting your health and this probably isn't the case here, he obviously just wants a trophy wife on his arm. You can do better, OP. A lot better!
Missmacabre 2
Sounds like something my boyfriend would say. He's always giving me crap about my weight, I'm a lil chubby but not huge. I don't know why some men expect all women to be stick figures.
zandalee 20
Get rid of him then
Ameel_fml 19
If he's making you feel like shit for how you look, drop him like a hot potato. That sounds like borderline emotional abuse, imo. Nobody should be made to feel ugly by the people who are supposed to love them the most.
gracehi 33
Trust me when I say that this is only the beginning of a trend that will get much, much worse. It sounds like he's bringing you down so that you don't think you deserve better treatment and will accept his increasingly abusive and neglectful behavior.
sikunt89_fml 16
I wouldnt even say anything, I'd just pack my stuff and leave... Stuff him, he sounds like a shallow wanker.
NessieMonster188 17
Gotta fit into that dress OP! Okay, that was just straight out rude of me. But seriously, you deserve way better than that, FYL
alyssawatters 7
He was probably joking. But that's just ridiculous. Some guys don't know what they're saying
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
Everyone knows exactly what they're saying. Being a guy is no excuse, just like being on your period isn't an excuse to be a bitch.
trav_o 8
True, but try explaining that to the rest of america.
simplysarcastics 26
If they can't accept you how you are now, then they are not worthy to be your fiance