Today, my neighbor complained that the trailers and sheds in my yard are ruining her view. The same neighbor who built her house right above my property, thereby ruining my view, and leaving not even enough space for a hedge in between. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom’s house and mine share the same garden. After I complained about an ugly compost bin she had outside my bedroom window, she finally took it away and put it… smack dab in front of my terrace. FML
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, my husband discovered our neighbour's fence was over our property line by 6 feet and kicked up a fuss about moving the fence. It turns out my husband can’t measure for shit. The fence is actually inside the neighbour's property, and he insisted we move it. There is now no room to park my car. FML
Today, I asked my neighbor to kindly move his truck because it blocks my driveway and the side entrance to my yard. He responded by throwing a decapitated bird onto my front lawn and filing an injunction against me for stalking. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, a neighbor chose today of all days to drop off her junk in front of my condo/apartment. My relative owns and I rent. I got a letter from a different neighbor, stating that if I continue this egregious behavior of using my apartment as a trash dumpster, she will be forced to report me to the HOA. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me because her two kids got into my pool. They scaled a two-meter wall to get to my backyard. They used a tree in her yard that hangs over the wall. I guess I could install razor wire on top of the wall. FML
Today, my neighbors threatened to sue me because a six-foot branch fell off one of my trees and into their yard, hitting nothing on the way down. FML
Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML
Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML
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MrBlaTi 7
So she built her house while you were living there, so apparently not that long ago, not leaving enough place between it and your property for a hedge... in germany? That's illegal, y'know? all buildings in living spaces have to have a distance of 40% of their wall height to the property limits, minimum 3 meters...
It_gets_better 20
FML automatically tagged this post as originating from Germany. So it may or may not be accurate, but that's why the other commenter is assuming Germany.
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MrBlaTi 7
So she built her house while you were living there, so apparently not that long ago, not leaving enough place between it and your property for a hedge... in germany? That's illegal, y'know? all buildings in living spaces have to have a distance of 40% of their wall height to the property limits, minimum 3 meters...
Wadlaen 24
It doesn't say anything about it being in Germany..?
It_gets_better 20
FML automatically tagged this post as originating from Germany. So it may or may not be accurate, but that's why the other commenter is assuming Germany.
Wadlaen 24
Well, I'd confront her about it...