Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML
Today, I accidentally touched a hot pan and, like any normal person would, jerked my hand back. My mom saw, yelled at me for being a "prissy princess" and then proceeded to stick her whole hand on the hot pan for a full 5 seconds. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
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Top comments
bikergirl93 18
i dont see how some moms can be like that deffo sucks
RustlingSoul 26
She should apologize for her "heated" attitude.
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Comments (84)
BiffityBiff 10
What a great mother. Wish I had one like that.
loner_boner_ 5
At least you have a mom.
ManInTheMachine 20
This attitude not only completely misses the point of this FML, but the point of the entire website.
daniel_dd31 13
Unnecessary comment.
misspulkadot24 17
14- can I send you an invite to my birthday party? You seem like loads of fun.
samcro3 8
Your mom is Gordon Ramsey?!
buddy_J 16
Seriously what is with all the idiots saying you deserve it. How the hell does this person deserve it?
strawberrywine22 30
Seriously, what is with all the idiots who ask this on every FML? 1. Accidentally pressed the wrong one (easy to do on a mobile) 2. Some people are attempting to get the YDI badge.
nicholicious 9
haven't we all poored boiling hot water on ourself but your mother hitting you for it? damn you need to call social services.
coried91 28
I'm not trying to be an ass but it's poured. Sorry it was driving me nuts.
noobsatin 19
well that counter ain't going to clean its itself.
accousticjett 3
If you spilled boiling water on yourself you horrifically burn yourself. I know from experience when someone spilled it on my leg. I'm sorry your hands a little red though, get well soon sweetie
j_cat187 20
If it did that to your hand, just think of what it would do to her face.
lolalola47l 8
that's def harsh love lol sorry op.
JMichael 26
Never understood why some parents care about the little things over the welfare of their child. Smh