Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML
Today, I accidentally touched a hot pan and, like any normal person would, jerked my hand back. My mom saw, yelled at me for being a "prissy princess" and then proceeded to stick her whole hand on the hot pan for a full 5 seconds. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML
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Top comments
bikergirl93 18
i dont see how some moms can be like that deffo sucks
RustlingSoul 26
She should apologize for her "heated" attitude.
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Comments (84)
GwennaRose 22
No one loves you like your mother
justtheotherguy 12
Luck of the Irish
rien151 19
my mother is the same way. I got hit for setting my book bag down to help her do something so the next day I said just a moment so I could put my book bag in my room and got my arse beat for telling her just a moment. Either way I got slapped and couldn't please her.
ahh_rats 15
I love you mother dearest
deceivedandlied 19
My mother has done the same thing o.p . She'll eventually feel bad and hopefully say sorry.
the_shift 13
That's cold... Or should I say hot
stupidbox 9
then you haven't seen my mother.
Huddisher 10
Respond with a slap by hot water.
doglover100 29
I hate parents that get all upset when you spill something. When I was younger my dad would yell at me and give me time outs if I accidentally spilled my drink.
inanotherworld 8
Proper Irish Mammy right there !