Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter turned one month old. I decided to give her a congratulatory kiss on the cheek. She decided to projectile vomit warm breastmilk into my partially open mouth. FML
Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
Today, my daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her pick up a dead bird. I ran outside to grab her. As I picked her up and started scolding her, she tried to scratch my face. In the attempt, her hand went straight into my mouth. FML
Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML
Today, I went to visit my mom and my 3-month-old sister. I picked the baby up, totally unaware that she had just eaten. As I went to give her a kiss, she vomited straight into my mouth. Let's just say she wasn't the only one who puked. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
My cousin was doing the airplane thing with me when I was little, and she gave me a stick of gum beforehand. The gum ended up being spat in her hair.
sourgirl101 29
The price you pay to make your baby smile. All babies love the flying game. Next time don't do it right after they eat. But they still might vomit none the less.
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Comments (75)
actingbro 3
lol
christiancookie 0
lol. my brother did that to our mom when he was little!
akaashR 0
she's gunna own at FPS's
livvylongtime 3
bahaha
bebacklater 0
been there :) good leason tho
Musicobsessedxx 0
Lmfao sucks for you big boiii
MustangFilly77 9
Of course she puked on you! You should know better than to wave a 4 month old child around in the air. What if you had dropped her? Shame on you.
Charleezee 0
Hahahahahaha niiiiiiiiiiice!
boberta 0
haha....i did that to my mom.......like srsly
londonQT1997 0
classic