Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, the family dog was in the garbage and wouldn't stop eating. He is a large dog, and I had to put my arms around him and pull him out of the trash can. Well, he bit me so hard I was bleeding. My whole family is siding with the dog and saying it was my fault for not letting him eat. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
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odexy 12
Learn some ******* reading comprehension idiot. Teasing a dog is normal play, though sometimes they're just not in the mood and they snap. Clearly, the dog snapped and the OP had to go to the hospital for stitches. I really doubt they went around town telling everyone their dog viciously attacked them.
Ashurii328 0
If an animal attacks someone, depending on the circumstances and the area, some laws require the animal to be put down. It could have been ordered by the law to happen. :/
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Comments (190)
choose8 0
I think it's great you have a pit, I hate it when people demonize animals. I've never had one because my parents are one of those people but I'm probably going to get one when I move out, just to prove a point. XD
flowerchild42 1
that's what you get for teasing your dog!
JOD96 0
Say it was another dog
jjluv456 11
I cried when I read this! ;((((
leesh85k 0
Poor dog!!! You mustve teased it pretty bad... For it to bite you so hard that u need stitches..?? I feel sorry for the dog not you..!
scarlettblondii 7
Oh my god im so sorry! T.T
FirestarFML 5
Y do u have to put something so depressing on this website? This is just sad.
Dc040583 6
I'd be curious as to what exactly this person means by "teasing". A relative of mine once "played" with my parents' English Mastiff by jumping into his gut. Knees first. His entire weight. Naturally the jackass got his face bit. We didn't have to put the dog down. On the flip side, some areas DO require, by law, that a dog that bites someone get put down. They may let it go with extenuating circumstances if the provocation was serious, but if the OP claimed he was only "teasing" the dog, they'd naturally assume he didn't mean the same kind of "teasing" that my relative meant. But in my opinion, OP probably WAS "teasing" the dog the same way my relative did. Or more precisely, I think he's an animal abuser; he belongs in prison, and the dog belongs with the ASPCA.
lou_g0 0
sucks
alexsandria83 18
I highly doubt that the dog has to be put down... And way to train your dog... Pretty sure u suck at life...