Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, the family dog was in the garbage and wouldn't stop eating. He is a large dog, and I had to put my arms around him and pull him out of the trash can. Well, he bit me so hard I was bleeding. My whole family is siding with the dog and saying it was my fault for not letting him eat. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
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odexy 12
Learn some ******* reading comprehension idiot. Teasing a dog is normal play, though sometimes they're just not in the mood and they snap. Clearly, the dog snapped and the OP had to go to the hospital for stitches. I really doubt they went around town telling everyone their dog viciously attacked them.
Ashurii328 0
If an animal attacks someone, depending on the circumstances and the area, some laws require the animal to be put down. It could have been ordered by the law to happen. :/
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Comments (190)
charlotteel 11
Wow a dogs getting put down because you were being a little bitch about a breakup
Nicki90 5
As an rvt I can tell you this is utter bullshit!!!! You could have had the dog quarantined for 10 days.
hegchog12 18
If you tease a dog enough for it to bite then YDI, If you have a aggressive dog that will bite like that then tease it to the point of which it attacks then YDI. Surely if you own a dog you would notice when it's about to go over the edge and attack?
TheAnon1313 28
Can anyone explain to me why the dog has to be put down??? That's only if it bites someone else, and they request it.
imazaari 12
I don't know the laws where OP is from, but if the dog had no record of a Rabies vaccine and the bite was deep, the law MAY require the euthanization of the dog so that the head can be sent to be tested. The only was to test for Rabies is to examine the brain of the animal when it is deceased. As someone else mentioned, in the U.S. the dog would typically be put in quarantine for a period of time, however, unless the owner pays for the stay in the quarantine facility there is no government/state obligation to keep the pet at no charge. If the owner chose to relinquish the dog to the county or a shelter, the shelter would most likely euthanize the pet immediately to avoid the risk of an outbreak. Not that any of this validates what the OP has done....
Xandriajoy10 18
WHAT!? The dog was being encouraged and I'm sure it was an accident. If it was playing than biting you wasn't a sign of aggression. The dog shouldn't be punished and put down for it. Take responsibility for your actions, fess up that it was your fault and let the dog be!
ItsThisGirl 17
You cost a life trying to make yourself feel better? You are selfish with no humanity.
Yoyo2002 10
if my dog bites me I won't put them down I get if I'm bothering them and they bite
carey33 15
Your dumbass probably punches the dog when it does something wrong too. You deserve getting bitten. Too bad the dog didn’t get your face