Today, the family dog was in the garbage and wouldn't stop eating. He is a large dog, and I had to put my arms around him and pull him out of the trash can. Well, he bit me so hard I was bleeding. My whole family is siding with the dog and saying it was my fault for not letting him eat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML
Today, I got bitten by my aunt's dog. My brother was holding the leash. He said he didn't pull the dog away from me because he didn't want to rip my shirt. Meanwhile, the dog was biting a penny-sized chunk out of my hip. FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, I dog-sat for my neighbors' pitbull. Weighing in at 100 pounds with a nasty bite, this dog is no lap dog, but I treated it as one - not knowing how deadly this dog could be - beckoning it towards me with my hand. I now have 6 stitches in my hand and arm, and the neighbors didn't pay me. FML
Today, my stepdad is insisting that we either get rid of my dog or euthanize him because he bit me. FML
Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I took my dog to the park, and he ran straight into a group of people having a picnic. Naturally, he grabbed the biggest piece of meat in sight and ran off with it. As I chased him, I tripped and fell in front of everyone. My dog then sat and chewed the meat in front of me. FML
Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML
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Shawnie Gallant 24
That dog is food possessive and needs that worked on. There are a few ways this can be corrected but the dog probable gave you a warning growl that you didn’t hear in the trash. Dogs communicate too they don’t just do something. If your family lets the dog do whatever it wants, good luck.
The_candyman 13
This was a learning Experiance for the dog. it was your chance to show them that's not right. if you have a food aggressive dog you need to show it who's boss. Because I have kids I would play in my dogs food while hes eating. You cant expect other people either kids or adults to never have food around your dog. and one good accident and the dogs dead and you can be screwed too.
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
if its a large dog you smack it with a pulled palm smack on top of its head that way it won't be dumb enough to hurt you again and when you smack it say "no biting" doesn't work for every single animal but if its bite causes bleeding then yeah or pin it on the floor
Charlie Given 28
ya I agree with ya there
Just here for the prize 8
I don't see why people are down voting this comment. it's right on the concept that the owner needs to prove his dominance over the dog.
Stephanie Claire 12
I put our dog on the floor and then put my knee on the back his neck until he decides to get some act right and stop growling
TumblrweedPasses 11
Doesn't sound like a safe family dog at all if it lashes out like that Off to the vet time
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
You're a wanker. The dog just obviously needs training.
Deez_Knots 10
You don’t mess with dogs and their food. Sometimes you can’t do anything but let them eat
Shawnie Gallant 24
The family needs to take extra precaution to prevent the dog from getting into the garbage in the first place.
Kameron Kriese 11
That isn't what any professional trainer would say. The human is dominant, not the dog.
Shawnie Gallant 24
That dog is food possessive and needs that worked on. There are a few ways this can be corrected but the dog probable gave you a warning growl that you didn’t hear in the trash. Dogs communicate too they don’t just do something. If your family lets the dog do whatever it wants, good luck.
WHSKitty4ever 23
Exactly. My cat did that to me once. I couldn’t see her, and when I put my hand by her to find out where exactly she was, she nipped me. First and the last time, too.
The_candyman 13
This was a learning Experiance for the dog. it was your chance to show them that's not right. if you have a food aggressive dog you need to show it who's boss. Because I have kids I would play in my dogs food while hes eating. You cant expect other people either kids or adults to never have food around your dog. and one good accident and the dogs dead and you can be screwed too.
fjvitt 14
Sounds like someone needs a shock collar...
BetterThanU 1
Dogs maul toddlers all the time, why do you think he'd make an exception? YDI
RichardPencil 32
Hey, it’s a doggie-dog world!
yeongji 31
Tell the rest of them that if he ever gets sick after eating from the trash can, it is on them and not you.
Charlie Given 28
if a dog becomes food aggressive to the point where it will draw blood it's time for the dog to be put down because it will only become more and more aggressive take this from someone who knows dogs and works with dogs if that dog had bitten a child or smaller animal it could have killed them your family is b*******and it is almost impossible 2 train out that kind of food aggression if they are drawing blood and a large dog will become immune to a shock collar