Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, the family dog was in the garbage and wouldn't stop eating. He is a large dog, and I had to put my arms around him and pull him out of the trash can. Well, he bit me so hard I was bleeding. My whole family is siding with the dog and saying it was my fault for not letting him eat. FML
Today, my boyfriend got drunk and tried to french-kiss my dog. Now he has 12 stitches in his face, and he's insisting we have to get my dog put down. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
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odexy 12
Learn some ******* reading comprehension idiot. Teasing a dog is normal play, though sometimes they're just not in the mood and they snap. Clearly, the dog snapped and the OP had to go to the hospital for stitches. I really doubt they went around town telling everyone their dog viciously attacked them.
Ashurii328 0
If an animal attacks someone, depending on the circumstances and the area, some laws require the animal to be put down. It could have been ordered by the law to happen. :/
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Comments (190)
sricious 0
nooooooo don't kill your dog!!!!:(:(:(:(
shadowPlayer 6
It has to be put down? For defending itself against your miserable ass? Change it to 'Today, I antagonized my dog so much that I was bitten. Now I've decided to murder it' **** you bitch!
evilcartman 0
put that gitch down,animals suck anyway
iltby 3
Hi, news flash- humans are also animals. Idiot.
ERich331 3
iltby = win
RedPillSucks 33
Humans suck too. And sometimes they blow.
foofighterfan 0
hope someone eats your face off
Unlucky_Gun 0
What's a gitch?
nichole___99 3
U need to shut the **** up and stop ******* hating on animals!!
Master_Of_Sand 0
YDI for having a dog.
r0ck_this 0
great job. this is another example of awesome human ignorance. laws are strict on having unsocialized canines in some parts - if you go to the hospital with a dog bite, no matter WHAT caused it, the law will enforce the rule of euthanizing the dog to eliminate a potential threat. hope that makes you feel better, dickface. next time try petting the dog to feel better instead of teasing it? probably why you lost your girlfriend too. (: YDI, and F the rest of your dog's L.
lovelove24 1
Newsflah: she meant she was playing with her dog. Teasing your pet in fun isn't abuse, it is being playful. the dog probably was not in the mood for it and bit. it is not op's fault, she was playing around with her dog and it might have gotten a little rough. try to learn the difference between playing and animal abuse. gee
CherryGarcia 0
lol you're a bitch, and looking at your profile you realize it too. OP isn't to blame. he/she is saddened at the fact that the dog has to be put down. wouldn't that also imply that he/she wouldn't be "teasing" the dog to begin with?
nmlutgen 11
Ummmm, lie to save your pet? Simple solution, otherwise I agree.
Snerdatron 0
Teasing her to cheer yourself up? Sadist much?
roydawgg 3
if it's your parents than sadly yes your dogs dying but If you live on your own than you didn't have to tell them it was a dogbite coulda just said you got caught in something
kaileigh10 2
You're ****** stupid.
SwenneyTodd 0
oh my god! thats soo sad! Im so sorry :(
iltby 3
No, it doesn't. Your dog, your responsibility. Don't kill it because YOU did the wrong thing. If it bit you, there are leadership and/or aggression issues you need to work on. Killing it is simply taking the easy road out and ending an innocent dog's life. If it's already been put down, shame on you. You get no sympathy from me. Dogs only ever bite for a reason. ETA: I withdraw some of what I said if it was required by law. But either way, if your dog was aggressive, that should have been something you addressed.
5t3ff1k4h 47
The vet I take my dog to told me that if he bites anyone again, he needs to be put down. We don't know if this was the first time the dog bit OP. I'm not sure if they need to be put down after the first bite, or not... but I'm sure that after several times, it does. If there are aggression issues, obviously OP is doing something wrong.
iltby 3
True. But laws still vary depending on where you are. Anyway, I agree with what you've said about aggression. Regardless of whether the dog's already been put down or not, there were obviously issues within the pack that weren't addressed and need to be before the person gets another dog...if they ever do.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Also true. I wonder if OP 'teased the wrong way', for lack of a better phrase. If they feel threatened, they'll usually attack. Even when teasing, you need to assert that you're the alpha and they need to listen to you.
waveman56 3
#31 you should withdraw your whole comment because the law says just about everything you said is wrong. it wouldn't be an fml if the dog didn't have to be put down
iltby 3
@ #54 How do you know? Did you specific look up the law for dog bites in Australia? Please do share your wealth of knowledge.
TheDarkCynder 2
Australia does have stricter laws than pterosaur countries on this topic.
TheDarkCynder 2
Err, "other" countries. Autocorrect.