Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
Today, after waiting for two weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
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deviable 9
What a twist!
MrKlutch 1
Ask her mom to join you guys
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Comments (83)
GameOver008 1
At least it's not her dad
lauralavenderbab 0
Ugh duh go up to her mum and pinch her ass
FrankHotpants 31
Quickly follow up with a "good game" and you'll be good
kleopath 11
Are you guys thirteen?
OgreBS 0
Atta boy!!!!!!!
yatusk 2
You should have squeezed her moms butt
awesomelikethat 0
Lol
courtneyschrader 0
I was at my locker and a kid grabbed my folder and ran into the boys bathroom , waited for the bell to ring and then came out and said here you go I wiped my ass on this .. Now I'm late and have the smell of crap on my math folder FML
theprincess79 2
So what's the big deal? You grabbed her ass, it's not like you were having sex and her mom walked in on you. I fail to see how this is an FML.
its_jonny_bro 16
Would have smiled and went hehehe and turned and ran