Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself permanently banned from Discord for “minimum age requirements.” I’m 20. Yesterday, someone on Discord DM’d me asking me how many eggs were in a dozen and I answered by saying 12, and the next day my account is banned. Discord will not reinstate my account, even after appealing the ban. FML
Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML
Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML
Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, my 18 year-old son threatened to sue a store because they refused to give him a senior discount, at which point he trashed the store in a blind rage, and got banned for life. That would make more sense if he was actually a senior, not a senior in high school. FML
Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
Today, I tried joining a Roblox game, only to discover I was banned. According to the game's creator, it was because I'd exploited on an alt. The alt was an account intentionally impersonating me in order to frame me. FML
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Lehk 9
YDI grow up
deaditegirl 0
YDI for playing FarmTown.
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allmidnighteyes 11
Not our fault you threatened to butter his corn and skin his potatoes ;D YDI for playing Farmtown.
fckaduck 0
People like you are oh so sad. Grow up, please. x(
RubixMonkey 0
Hell I am addicted to Farmville. There are several versions of it online. For all the people getting snippy about it being Farm Town or Farmville, there are two versions of the same game. Shocker. And why the heck would you threaten a fourteen year old when you knew he was a child? Good you got banned, it probably taught your an important lesson, farming is supposed to be peaceful. LOL
lopez1222 3
your dumb.
MakeItStopWtf 12
You're dumb.*
theblazian 0
#16 THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
nh97103 9
Pokemon Master.
lahp 0
the kid probably deserved it. all this stupid people go around acting tough and now lil chavs have found the internet its even worse think you should A. hack the twerp B. find out where he lives and kick his dad/older brothers arse instead for not keeping there bastard kid inline...
Leon_S_Kennedy 0
you feel good about yourself by letting a 14 year old kid push you around? it's called be the bigger person and walk away.
mjnelson 7
I got to "I was playing Farmtown" and I YDI'd it immediately. The getting banned for something that is obviously bannable and whining about it is just icing on the cake.
laughing_zebra 0
This is what I call a win! That's awesome
laughing_zebra 0
And I love your name!
_Noon_ 0
I'd say FYL but then again, you have no life.