Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself permanently banned from Discord for “minimum age requirements.” I’m 20. Yesterday, someone on Discord DM’d me asking me how many eggs were in a dozen and I answered by saying 12, and the next day my account is banned. Discord will not reinstate my account, even after appealing the ban. FML
Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML
Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML
Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, my 18 year-old son threatened to sue a store because they refused to give him a senior discount, at which point he trashed the store in a blind rage, and got banned for life. That would make more sense if he was actually a senior, not a senior in high school. FML
Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
Today, I tried joining a Roblox game, only to discover I was banned. According to the game's creator, it was because I'd exploited on an alt. The alt was an account intentionally impersonating me in order to frame me. FML
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Lehk 9
YDI grow up
deaditegirl 0
YDI for playing FarmTown.
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Comments (129)
fml_mu 10
23 Immature kid! :P
scarllet13101 5
I find this hilarious
Courtneyg47 4
Nobody likes you when you're 23!
nmlutgen 11
W.O.W.
Alinafshah2204 14
Are you insane?? What would lead to you threatening a kid?
Sammie94 9
you're an idiot. YDI
ZombieSazza 34
"Got into a fight" - they probably deserve it. "With a 14 year old boy" - yeah, OP deserved it. "I threatened him..." - definitely deserved it. "... With physical violence" - WTF, what a dick, totally deserved it. "And got banned" - well, what did you ******* expect?! Utter twat.
TallMist 32
Exactly!!! So many damn people in these comments saying the OP is in the right, but if they'd look at it like that, it's obvious they're really wrong.
Talis99 26
I can't hit YDI enough times.
R3L4Y_- 4
Stop playing farmtown, Go steam and search for something else .-.