Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself permanently banned from Discord for “minimum age requirements.” I’m 20. Yesterday, someone on Discord DM’d me asking me how many eggs were in a dozen and I answered by saying 12, and the next day my account is banned. Discord will not reinstate my account, even after appealing the ban. FML
Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML
Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML
Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, my 18 year-old son threatened to sue a store because they refused to give him a senior discount, at which point he trashed the store in a blind rage, and got banned for life. That would make more sense if he was actually a senior, not a senior in high school. FML
Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
Today, I tried joining a Roblox game, only to discover I was banned. According to the game's creator, it was because I'd exploited on an alt. The alt was an account intentionally impersonating me in order to frame me. FML
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Lehk 9
YDI grow up
deaditegirl 0
YDI for playing FarmTown.
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Comments (129)
Ben5224 0
good work (Y) i F***ing hate kids they're mostely smart ass pricks
godyourethick 0
FYL for playing that shit.
Haruspex 0
I laughed when I read that post. It's just the fact that he's 23, plays farmtown and got banned for abusing a child. Hilarious.
alpolitikat 0
LMAO. Epic. Shouldn't anyone at that age be working? Instead of threaten kids? And on freaking FarmVille!
jemma_aussie 0
well then dont threaten children....
NissanDriver 0
You should have been arrested.
gpstyne 0
YDI douche
bored690 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's too funny. YDI for being hypothetically violent on your hypothetical farm.
kiwi0605 0
GROW UP! It's just a stupid game.
tacoman007 2
Cool story, bro.