Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself permanently banned from Discord for “minimum age requirements.” I’m 20. Yesterday, someone on Discord DM’d me asking me how many eggs were in a dozen and I answered by saying 12, and the next day my account is banned. Discord will not reinstate my account, even after appealing the ban. FML
Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML
Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML
Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, my 18 year-old son threatened to sue a store because they refused to give him a senior discount, at which point he trashed the store in a blind rage, and got banned for life. That would make more sense if he was actually a senior, not a senior in high school. FML
Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
Today, I tried joining a Roblox game, only to discover I was banned. According to the game's creator, it was because I'd exploited on an alt. The alt was an account intentionally impersonating me in order to frame me. FML
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Lehk 9
YDI grow up
deaditegirl 0
YDI for playing FarmTown.
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teezer91 0
YDI for playing farmVILLE not TOWN bimbo
Sopsy_fml 0
I guess YDI for arguing with someone on a game, but they don't deserve it for playing the game... "I pressed YDI as soon as I read the Farmtown part etc..." come on guys, really, stop trying to be 'funny' and actually focus on what the FML is about.
g00nie 0
what did you expect you jerk
OORAHWife 0
LOVE IT!!! lol ...
guhjeeh 0
hes not a jerk. 1. its the internet, relax 2. hes 14 not 5 years old
ShetHappensxx 0
My Noobar is going off!
onikage_666 0
ok, if facebook knew he was 14 his account would've been deleted once they found out, because you need to be 18 to make a facebook account, im 14 i would know, besides, if he reported you hes a jackass who obviously isn't mature enough to be playing farmtown anyway, but you threatened somebody over FARMTOWN, that's pretty low
Sopsy_fml 0
I'm 14 and made my account when I was 13, WITH the real age...?
mattrick 0
Yeah, wtf are you talking about. I made my fbook account when I was 15 with my real birthdate and I've had it for 4 years. My 14 y/o cousin has one too.
eleni_fml 0
you need to be 13, idiot -.-
TallMist 32
Did you just say the kid was immature for reporting threats of physical abuse? I honestly would have reported them too.
stev_o2 0
I've had an account since I was 16, damn ur funny!
macbeater 0
HAHAHA besides the fact that I love that game, you def brought that on yourself. lol cmon man, a 14 y/o??? lol sorry to hear that but fyi i just hit 32 today and im goin strong!
drmike_fml 0
hHahahahahahahahahah ydi