Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using the urinal when another guy came in. His friends decided to scare him while he was using the urinal next to mine. They jumped out at him, he turned around and ended up peeing all over me. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
I'm so glad us girls just have stalls
Lorenzo1102 21
Taking "pee on him to show dominance" literally
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Comments (70)
vikky538 29
He is not good at finishing things
False_Stupidity 42
Well, that's one guy that fails badly at the snake shake.
worldclassrager 41
Don't usually urinals have a divider?
samlovesham1234 9
Not all of them. I only know this because I clean bathrooms as part of my job, and that also includes the Men's room.
worldclassrager 41
After reading this I would think that should be necessary but then there is the point of not standing next to someone unless that's the only option left...
samlovesham1234 9
It also depends on the number of urinals in the bathroom. The one I clean has just two.
GeorgiaBea 28
Even I know you are supposed to keep one in between. Never stand right next to someone...
ILikeKoalas 24
Has anyone else ever wondered if men get embarrassed walking in/out of a bathroom stall because everyone in the toilet would've known they'd pooped?? Just me??
greatfirstdate 18
I have wondered that lol...I think with guys, they can be a bit more personal. Like, when my roommates have boyfriends over, I still don't feel weird turning on the fan when I enter the bathroom to go number 2. It's just that I'm more comfortable within my own home. But still, even peeing should be more private. I've always thought the urinals should at least be more private.
johncage 14
It's a little uncomfortable, but they are a viable and perfectly acceptable option if no open urinals remain with a space between yourself and the nearest occupant. Or if somebody makes eye contact.
Jwaye2 7
Have you ever seen a mens public bathroom? Very few men would dare sit on one of those toilets to take a dump.
omarj03 5
Let the splash war commence ...
LaEvolucion 6
That would be the day bitches die
johncage 14
Maybe you shouldn't stand so close to another man while he's taking a leak. Bathroom etiquette exists for a reason.
vampire9545 5
clearly you were too close. bathroom etiquette guys. we are not barbarians. :)
Bi0xHazard 18
I made a face while reading what happened to you OP, and I do feel for you but reading your title--I can't stop laughing