Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using the urinal when another guy came in. His friends decided to scare him while he was using the urinal next to mine. They jumped out at him, he turned around and ended up peeing all over me. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
I'm so glad us girls just have stalls
Lorenzo1102 21
Taking "pee on him to show dominance" literally
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Comments (70)
Vishwakarma 8
Marking his territory? ;)
Darkness_Hate 29
One of the reason I don't like using urinals (I prefer the stalls) you always have some people who want to compare their penises or are not aware that you're next to them.
dakotaabriannee 14
So gross
pjsr 33
"It's Raining Men", No, it's a man raining, er...sprinkling
Dakang 3
Shake it off, man!
Enslaved 38
You shake it to the east Shake it to the west Shake it to the one That-a you love the best
RedPillSucks 33
sigh, enslaved. now I've got that song in my head with the real lyrics and it's not a good mental picture.
trucker2 33
Nice piece you got there Mr. I gotta little wet. I'll hose you later. Lol
Dexter83_fml 17
That sucks
khorstmye 15
More than one shake and you are just playing with it
thatonetribute 31
Urinals make me forever pity the guys...I'm sorry, guys.