Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML
Today, I noticed my crush of almost 3 years was talking to me a lot more at school. He seemed genuinely comfortable around me, even playing with my rings during class. I thought maybe I had a chance. Nope. A mutual friend just told me he likes another girl. A girl who coincidentally looks just like me but skinnier. FML
Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
Today, after admitting he had feelings for me, my crush returned from out of town. He'd said that while he was gone, he'd meet people, but only think of me. He came back no longer single. He's known her for 4 days. We've known each other for 6 years. FML
Today, I ran into my childhood crush. She was the one who made me realize I was bi, and I was enthralled by her. Too bad she was straight. She's only gotten more attractive, and now she's in my program. FML
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Top comments
Fern_Gully 20
Well, better late than never...her observation skills are a little lacking.
wakemeupplease 21
Is she blind?
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Comments (98)
lazyslumber 18
So what OP, even if assume she did not notice your presence until now, with this project you can make your mark. Good luck.
Eloxia 7
The thing I learned in life is that if you have a crush on someone for years and they never return the feeling, you're wasting your time. It's better to turn your attention to the people around you to fine someone who already appreciates you. Or better yet, don't focus on anyone and be open to all possibilities.
a1_z9 10
I'd see it as a positive, this is your chance to present your best qualities to her without her troubling memories of the time you pooped yourself in class 5 years ago or whatever crushing your style!
LethalSeamonkey 15
Is your name Sam Witwicky?
Ben12345_fml 18
Ouch
ohSNAPyall 27
In your years of pining, you should have spoken to her before now. Treat her like a person, and maybe you'll have a chance.
Incognico 22
Normally you only have one chance to make a good first impression. Since she apparently has a bad memory you get a second chance, lucky you!
Teyros 24
From her perspective.. "Today I was paired with my crush, I got nervous and asked him if he was a new student (even though) I've known him since kindergarten.
roshkosch 11
well obviously you hadnt introduced yourself or spoken to her before :p but now she knows take this oppertunity and run with it!!!!
thatdudebrady 4
Calm down Sam Whitwicky