Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML
Today, I noticed my crush of almost 3 years was talking to me a lot more at school. He seemed genuinely comfortable around me, even playing with my rings during class. I thought maybe I had a chance. Nope. A mutual friend just told me he likes another girl. A girl who coincidentally looks just like me but skinnier. FML
Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
Today, after admitting he had feelings for me, my crush returned from out of town. He'd said that while he was gone, he'd meet people, but only think of me. He came back no longer single. He's known her for 4 days. We've known each other for 6 years. FML
Today, I ran into my childhood crush. She was the one who made me realize I was bi, and I was enthralled by her. Too bad she was straight. She's only gotten more attractive, and now she's in my program. FML
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Top comments
Fern_Gully 20
Well, better late than never...her observation skills are a little lacking.
wakemeupplease 21
Is she blind?
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Comments (98)
rachh6421 12
That sounds like the sort of thing that would be in a terrible high school romcom ??
fin55 17
Take the chance to reinvent yourself, she knows nothing about you so make yourself a badass
otecasacid 22
Well... That's on you. If you never talk to someone how are they supposed to know you exist?
mikelwhalen 17
If you go to a big school it's not that uncommon for people in the same grade to not know who each other are.
shupoopeh 3
Nows your chance. No bad rep, no problem. Go balls to the wall man.
imkool136 22
Well you can still try to make your move. Hey, I don't know what it is, but it seems like new guys get the girl better than people who they've known forever.
sammii_kna 18
Aww, i'm sorry OP now is the time to talk to her. This is a good chance. Go get her (:
fastnachter 15
"Yeah I am new. Would you mind showing me around later?"
Markovski 18
YDI because you never manned up to talk to her.
asantos4 14
At least she won't remember if you did embarrassing things when you were little?