Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
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dasteve 0
im sure the picture was at a bad angle. :)
TheWindowLicker 13
You should have told him that. I bet the look on his face would be priceless.
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Comments (168)
twofirstnames 12
Just ignore him OP, guys can be stupid at times. But I bet it just wasn't a very good pix of you, no worries(:
twofirstnames 12
*pic :/
Poetaster 10
And women are never insensitive right?
twofirstnames 12
I never said that, trust women can be insensitive as well.
Gloria_GDA 0
that happens too me. fml
SkardeyKat 3
I guess you are fat then...
ikickgingers 15
HappenS to you? Or happens as well??? If this is a common occurrence... Maybe stop showing people who are standing in front of you pictures of yourself??
AshleighNason 24
you just need better lighting
truebrotrue 7
You should've then complimented him on how much weight he has lost
truebrotrue 7
Sorry guys,I read the FML wrong
slushpup9696 12
Apology accepted.
truebrotrue 7
^god,I don't know what's wrong today,I accidentally thumbed your comment down,in gonna go thumb up all of your recent comments now
truebrotrue 7
^god,I don't know what's wrong today,I accidentally thumbed your comment down,in gonna go thumb up all of your recent comments now
truebrotrue 7
Ya know what,I'm done with this page now
Wavesong 4
I think.... he was trying to rebuke you subtly.
tayza249 20
Well you know what they say: the camera adds 10 pounds :)
SirSquishyPants 1
Dammit, you beat me to it
KMtheDrummer 6
Fatbooth camera adds 70.
lolman222 0
If he thinks it was taken at a Fatbooth, then I guess he doesn't think you're fat. Don't understand how this is an FML...
_moden_ 6
take the hint
False_Stupidity 42
And which hint would this be? To celebrate the fact she has clearly LOST weight with some cake?
robertlovespi 3
Either you were fat when that photo was taken, lost a lot of weight and he was noticing the difference OR the photo just made you look fat and he doesn't see it in real life. Either way it's not really a fyl...
robertlovespi 3
Really? Care to explain why my comment was moderated?
robertlovespi 3
Maybe you lost weight since that picture was taken and he was noticing the difference? or perhaps the picture just makes you look fat and he thought the opposite in real like. It's not really a FML but more of a win!
krysxkatastrophe 14
You've probably lost weight since the picture was taken if it looks so different from you that it could be a fatbooth picture.