Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
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dasteve 0
im sure the picture was at a bad angle. :)
TheWindowLicker 13
You should have told him that. I bet the look on his face would be priceless.
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Comments (168)
daydreamer244 13
Then you must've lost weight!! :)
KiddNYC1O 22
69- Hahaha that comment goes well with the number your comment is.
lolmigosh 15
Haha you must really be fat then :p
daydreamer244 13
Well you're a dick...
iamcrazy_fml 6
how could he not have recognized you if you were just there
houstontxmex 0
Did you hit him in the face with the remainder of your jelly filled donut?
peaceloveblunts 2
how embarrassing.
lhamil64_fml 5
Well he obviously thought you looked bigger in the picture so you must look good now.
itschrisssybro 8
She did say a funny picture, some people make their faces have double chins and it's just like pow!
alexvn 0
Waauw, the amount of people here trying to find an excuse for the mistake of that friend. Now I dont know this for sure but I'm going to go out on a stretch here and say that OP is probably chubby or overweight if not downright obese. If she is well, I'm sorry that sucks. Work on it (health reasons, dont care about looks)! Oh and if you're non of that OP, your friend is either a dick or has a bad sense of humor.
Ecklcakes 15
For 1 million dollars I'll screw you...over