Today, I was shovelling snow out of my driveway and broke my shovel. So I tried cleaning the driveway with a garbage lid. That broke too. Now I'm out snow shovel, AND a garbage lid. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told to shovel four inches of snow from my driveway. I had to get the snow shovel from the rafters of my garage, and there were other tools with it. As I was yanking the shovel down, a pickax fell and smashed through the back window of my dad's Buick. FML
Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML
Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML
Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
Today, I decided that it would be good exercise to shovel the ice on the backyard patio. Now I can't stand up. FML
Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML
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senor_octubre 24
This is the moment you've been waiting for. It's time to break out the flamethrower.
hellnosucka 27
I admire your resourcefulness.
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Comments (47)
TheNewGuy03 29
That's snow good. [runs away quickly]
MoroseMoose 47
The best part of this website is the puns in the comments. Thank you.
Panu 14
I'm sure this isn't one of the worst fml's out there
drayloon 50
There are some days where you jus stay at home and binge watch Netflix because nothing else is going right. This is one of those days.
Fuaaad1994 31
Isn't that what people do most nights?
False_Stupidity 42
Those are also the days when you lose Internet or there's a problem with your Netflix subscription so you just stay in bed, but then the bed breaks...
Logical07 16
pretty weak as FML tbh
drayloon 50
pretty weak as comment
jazzybaby179 22
It's a sign... Stay home and hibernate!
hellnosucka 27
I admire your resourcefulness.
cosmic_peanut 17
how the f this past the moderation
ourtneyc 14
the lack of 1 word bothers me too but idk maybe people thought the subject was good enough to let it slide
Sunflora219 26
You should just let it goo, let it goo, and be the one with the wind and snoww. Because here you stand, with no lid on your garbage can!
senor_octubre 24
This is the moment you've been waiting for. It's time to break out the flamethrower.
Fuaaad1994 31
We could even get this great fml out of it "Today I broke my shovel and bin lid trying to shovel the snow from my driveway. I decided to use a flamethrower and now there is a pile of ash where my house used to be. FML"
hellnosucka 27
I suggest you submit this fml. who knows? perhaps it will be published.
Fuaaad1994 31
18ths a charm right?
TheNewGuy03 29
Hell, took me 21 tries.
JustinJK 21
someone got arrested for this
Darkness_Hate 29
You can build a snowman.... FYL anyway.
Colon_Man 17
They got enough snow, OP can build two snowmen - one on each side of the drive way like those stone lions at rich people houses.