Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up." I certainly wasn't aware. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
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Top comments
crashtest1205 0
FYL for having an insecure girlfriend. If you can't get her to listen and reason with you that's a bad sign. Could get worse farther down the road, maybe it's just best to say goodbye.
GlaoigharAirm 0
YDI for having a phone that uses credit. YDI for having a girlfriend. YDI for deserving it.
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Comments (112)
deannamarie12 0
stubborn little bitch..
XxAubreyDrakexX 0
Ydi for having a phone. Ydi fir having a girlfriend. Ydi for living in the United Kingdom. Ydi for using Fml. Ydi for even being born.
perdix 31
It's amazing how Technology knows when it's time to cut 'n run even before you do! The phone knew you were just in it for the sex, but your girlfriend is otherwise whiny, boring, tedious, clingy and pathetic, and that you needed a chance to break it off and move on. Don't fight progress -- take this opportunity the phone has given you, and . . . RUN!!!! It's a modern version of "Gimme Three Steps."
sevans 0
ugh I hate ppl like that. explain one more time what happened. she still wanna be on that dumb shit then leave her alone cause it'll only get worse down the road
myunicornbarfedo 0
"ok fine. the reason i hung up on you was a reflex of my happiness to hear those words from you because i love you soo much!"
DocBastard 40
Brian- I always think before I speak. Always. What I don't appreciate is you calling another commenter a moron simply because a joke was made that you didn't get. Now, I realize you're a 15 year old kid, so I'll go easy on you. Take the comments with a grain of salt, mine included.
cinnamondiva 0
kind of upset ur phone needs minutes. now tell her u love her 2.
TheDrummingResul 0
dang.. those r the most frustrating. idk how old she is but she's acting like a 6th grader, if she's like that then not talking to u will probably be a luxury. best o' luck
elmorous 0
What? Is she 12? Tell her she needs a GamerTAG if she wants to play with your mind.
maphineRAWRS 10
yeah I dislike controlling, insecure partners like that.. why can't she just accept you told her what happened? it's frustrating. :)
maphineRAWRS 10
aww! thankyou lovely :) you know what, your really cool, I like you :D
maphineRAWRS 10
why would you moderate his comment? lol
clownman 0
i feel for u bro, i feel for u :(