Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up." I certainly wasn't aware. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
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Top comments
crashtest1205 0
FYL for having an insecure girlfriend. If you can't get her to listen and reason with you that's a bad sign. Could get worse farther down the road, maybe it's just best to say goodbye.
GlaoigharAirm 0
YDI for having a phone that uses credit. YDI for having a girlfriend. YDI for deserving it.
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Comments (112)
yafuckyourlife 4
Tell her to grow up.
Iskaria 0
My thoughts exactly, unless she's like 12 she needs to wise up and chill a bit, lol.
liloneex3 0
so, tell her the real reason?
Hayman68 4
The real reason is that his credits ran out, which his gf doesn't believe.
TheTrueDarkness 0
I think if she believed him, this post wouldn't be up.
gress269 4
thats what I was thinkin
missvee98324 0
sorry for your loss
brianjman14 23
You're a complete moron.
Einstein714 0
what are you , like 12?
SHANNON_fml 0
Your girlfriend needs a pimp slap, she's to uptight!
DocBastard 40
Brian, the only moron is you. I agree with the Empirical Overlord. What is more likely- that the phone just HAPPENED to hang up at exactly the wrong moment, or that OP made that up as an excuse for his own insecurity and fear of commitment?
SwiftKick2DA 0
I have a three step program. 1. kick her in the face for being dumb 2. buy a real phone 3. slap your left ******** because your not smooth enough to even talk your way out of a hang up problem. nub
Hayman68 4
win
MissErikaHart 0
should just give her a swiftkickintheA
MissErikaHart 0
2DA damn
brianjman14 23
Yeah, I agree that the second choice is still more likely, but still, this is FML. If you haven't been on much, then bad things with about 1% chance of happening still happen to people here ALL THE TIME. And plus, just because the second is more likely, doesn't mean the first is impossible to happen. It actually could've happened. Think before you speak.
generalfubar 0
from what you are saying it sounds like she's long distance. this is a good reason for her to get pissed; translation she's accepting collect calls from another.