Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good sign and leaned in. Turns out his friend was handing him something and he wasn't putting his arm around me. FML
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Getting uglier friends would be a good option.
KwitIt 0
Awww. That really sucks. :( I'm sorry.
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plexico 4
YDI for being too ******* subtle! If a guy knew he was your "crush," he wouldn't ask you such a question. Not because he cares for your feelings, but because he knows you have a conflict of interest. You'd lie and say your friend was taken to clear the path for you. Ask the dude out and see where it goes. If he rejects you, you know where you stand and can move on.
kissmyAzz 0
This is so lame...YDI for being so damn lame
littlegoldwoman 0
That happened to me alot growing up too. My friend that everyone wanted though... everyone got. Shes been married three times. I finally found one that wanted me and weve been married 13 years. :-D
mylifesucksoften 0
aww poor girl! that really sucks! :( I feel bad for you.
TotalStar 0
you, are retarded. Learn to read. The OP clearly a guy.
Pokerdance 0
YLINF. This is a perfect opportunity for a threesome!
AdamGD 0
I just have to say... PWNED!!! Lol. As others have said, ask HIM out! Why is it that guys always have to ask the girls out? Honestly? If guys ask out who they like and girls ask out who they like, then everyone ends up with someone they like!!
aback 5
Too bad you didn't look sad, pat his arm sympathetically and say, "I'm sorry, but she thinks you're gay." Then go back and sit with your friend, tell her something funny so you both laugh.
takran 0
LOL #28 (aback) wins.
ericavel 0
#28 winnerrr
misssweetie 0
#7, I agree. #28, I love it. I realize that it does suck, and putting his arm around you would definatley get your hopes up. But no FML. Its just a crush.