Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
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starlandmarie 22
Is anyone else wondering the gender of said mugger?
LB98_fml 8
Tampons are expensive
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Comments (97)
dirty_dan_ 15
That's so sad man. Not only the keys and wallet, your tampon too
jimeple 12
How does this even happen?
novulari 2
just testing leaving a message
RA91 26
Is anyone else curios as to exactly how this event unfolded??
besosforme 26
More like how it unwrapped.
kowsee 22
Wow... Im sorry :/. Jeez. Just why...
anyagrande 31
This is why i put my bag on my lap when i pee in public toilets
RedCronos 17
Thieves are getting desperate. Stealing the most random things lately. **** your life.
JustShootMeFML 32
That is just rubbing salt in the wound. I'm so sorry OP. It's one thing to be mugged for money, keys and your phone but a tampon? Seriously?! That is just the mugger being an ass.
faifai_fml 21
I just... where were you, in an alley somewhere with your knickers down round your ankles?
Kittyphysics 21
the fu©k!? I'm sorry op. that's probably the worst fml I've read all week.