Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
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starlandmarie 22
Is anyone else wondering the gender of said mugger?
LB98_fml 8
Tampons are expensive
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Comments (97)
sarcasmismyno1 22
I don't believe this one
microbemaster 17
But did you catch him?
teechur 15
Wait. What? How? Where? I'm struggling to picture...never mind.
Cagara_fml 10
Where exactly were you changing your tampons? Shouldn't you be doing this behind locked bathroom door?
The_Khan 12
Funny but also sad how many here assume the mugger is a man :( To be on the punny side, seems the most dickish move I had not even imagined in the womens bathroom.
emopoe 12
I call BS. Unless you were squatting in an alleyway, in which case you're gross.
KitKat20_fml 20
My only question is HOW?!
NYGiants1925 22
I think we need some details here...
Iseeyou56 3
One possibility was she had her purse or bag by the floor just behind the door
YouDeservedIt69 8
I am so confused. If I think of mugging I think of the sidewalk in the city or something. Not a public restroom stall. Where were you??