Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
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Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
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starlandmarie 22
Is anyone else wondering the gender of said mugger?
LB98_fml 8
Tampons are expensive
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Comments (97)
ellyhan 11
What the hell did I just read?
corky1992 33
I don't think any FML has needed a follow up as badly as this one does lol.
juggalo2 22
Maybe it was a purse snatching as opposed to a "mugging"? I hear it is a fairly common tactic to snatch a purse out of a bathroom stall knowing that the occupant is in no position to chase you.
AwkwardBookworm 27
Where exactly were you changing your tampon?
Weasely 11
I'm assuming she was in a bathroom stall and her purse (with fresh tampon inside) were on the floor? That's basically the only scenario that makes sense...
hoosiergirl94 31
And that's why I never change mine in public anymore
ViviMage 40
Where in gods name here you that the mugger held you at knife or gunpoint and had access to all that while you changed a tampon? You can't change a tampon in THAT a public setting without being indecent! Maybe you mean purse snatch. I never set my purse on the public bathroom floor because of how gross bathroom stalls are. Mine goes on the toilet tissue dispenser or on the hook over the wall. That's about the only way this makes sense.
LittleRich 10
Bloody Hell, that's a awkward situation.
mattrd_fml 31
how did you get mugged while changing a tampon. shouldn't you do that in somewhere sort of private like a bathroom stall?
1FeelBad4U 15
where tf were you changing your tampon??