Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
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Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
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Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
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starlandmarie 22
Is anyone else wondering the gender of said mugger?
LB98_fml 8
Tampons are expensive
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Comments (97)
BigBubbaJ 13
Bloody hell!
BabyrooKid 11
That's it. Shut the site down. You win.
lmbachman 23
Where exactly were you doing this?
Metallicality 5
Wtf who? mugs someone in a bathroom?
BlondBombShll88 14
I'm gonna guess they reached under the stall and took your purse off the floor before you had a chance to get the new tampon out, I had someone try this on me, fortunately I was at work and just sitting there bcuz I didn't wanna go back from break, lol. ended up kicking the stall door open in time to knock the girl out cold...Sorry you weren't so lucky. that just sucks OP, make sure u hang ur bag or put it on your lap from now on, I do.
ArcticFury 5
this is a honest question, where were you changing it? a back alley?
DeadxManxWalking 27
I'm curious where this took place
dugaboy64 2
Holy fake. You got mugged in a locked stall/private bathroom?? What were you changing your tampon in a dark alley way?