Today, I was moving. While packing, I found an old photo that had been laying face down in the bottom of a drawer for some time, and some of the ink transfered to the drawer lining. There is now an image of my ex-girlfriend's face permanently burned into the bottom of my nightstand drawer. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
Roommates from hell
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I developed a roll of film I'd had sitting around for years. It was all images my ex had taken of him scrubbing his ass and toilet with my electric toothbrush, which I'd used for at least a month after our breakup. FML
Trash the lot
Today, I was sleeping with my girlfriend on my parents' bed naked, just to wake up to find out she got her period, on fresh, new sheets they bought the other day. As I finished scrubbing it and cleaning, she accidentally left a burning cigarette on the sheets so now it has a burn hole too. FML
Still loving you
Today, my aunt asked me to bring photos to a family dinner, so I put them all on a USB stick. After dinner, everyone sat around the TV while I plugged it in. The first photo that appeared was a screenshot of my ex's most recent Instagram story. FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
Wipe out
Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML
Great idea
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
So, she's been watching you in bed the whole time. Now, she'll be watching you as long as you own that nightstand. Creepy.
sarabellum93 0
get a new dresser?
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nickbouz 3
just re-stain it!
dagoat 0
you should blow your load on it then take a picture of it, sneak into your ex's, then leave that picture face down in her nightstand
igloo777 0
paint over the spot.
hockey_girl10 0
weak fml
2muchshyt 0
damn, FYL!!!!!!
shepaintsmusic 6
Cover it up dimwad. YDI for keeping a picture of your ex.
j5p332 6
let's be a little creative here.. paint, solvents, sandpaper, etc. will quite easily solve that for you..
Honesty4U 0
I should have read these comments before I posted that's exactly what I said!
mintcar 10
Hahaha. This is ******* hilarious. I'm sure you can cover it up somehow.
maphineRAWRS 10
hahahahahha, who cares just put stuff over the top of it? or like paint it or whatever, hahah