Today, I was moving. While packing, I found an old photo that had been laying face down in the bottom of a drawer for some time, and some of the ink transfered to the drawer lining. There is now an image of my ex-girlfriend's face permanently burned into the bottom of my nightstand drawer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I developed a roll of film I'd had sitting around for years. It was all images my ex had taken of him scrubbing his ass and toilet with my electric toothbrush, which I'd used for at least a month after our breakup. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my girlfriend on my parents' bed naked, just to wake up to find out she got her period, on fresh, new sheets they bought the other day. As I finished scrubbing it and cleaning, she accidentally left a burning cigarette on the sheets so now it has a burn hole too. FML
Today, my aunt asked me to bring photos to a family dinner, so I put them all on a USB stick. After dinner, everyone sat around the TV while I plugged it in. The first photo that appeared was a screenshot of my ex's most recent Instagram story. FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
So, she's been watching you in bed the whole time. Now, she'll be watching you as long as you own that nightstand. Creepy.
sarabellum93 0
get a new dresser?
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Comments (162)
CallMeHush 1
Cover it with dirty underwear.
britt7927 0
HAHAHAH.
Mamabeth 0
Rubbing alcohol will fix it
9D2B 0
That's what you get when you try to hide a damp towel!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ha!
jules8 0
You said the lining? Then take the lining out. If it's the wood, paint it or sand it down. It's not really that big is a deal.
inferno2080 0
paint over it duh
pengiesully 0
I'd throw throw the nightstand threw her window an say that's for dumping me
PeaceOutx24 0
one night stand? :)
NancyDeebensDPDS 0
no.
smurf1 0
ouch that sucks.. buy a drawer liner or wallpaper and put it in there to cover everything up I did that to cover some hair dye stains once :)
Felfire 0
just chip off the upper layer of wood or paint the Inside duh