Today, I was moving. While packing, I found an old photo that had been laying face down in the bottom of a drawer for some time, and some of the ink transfered to the drawer lining. There is now an image of my ex-girlfriend's face permanently burned into the bottom of my nightstand drawer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I developed a roll of film I'd had sitting around for years. It was all images my ex had taken of him scrubbing his ass and toilet with my electric toothbrush, which I'd used for at least a month after our breakup. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my girlfriend on my parents' bed naked, just to wake up to find out she got her period, on fresh, new sheets they bought the other day. As I finished scrubbing it and cleaning, she accidentally left a burning cigarette on the sheets so now it has a burn hole too. FML
Today, my aunt asked me to bring photos to a family dinner, so I put them all on a USB stick. After dinner, everyone sat around the TV while I plugged it in. The first photo that appeared was a screenshot of my ex's most recent Instagram story. FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
So, she's been watching you in bed the whole time. Now, she'll be watching you as long as you own that nightstand. Creepy.
sarabellum93 0
get a new dresser?
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Comments (162)
ctFIRE216 0
naked photo? If so could be a win
lo1337a 1
Photographs don't use ink.
joa76 3
They do if they're printed at home. They also have a sealant layer (not sure if that's what it's actually called), though, so I still don't know quite how that would happen. Mind you, I'm talking about an actual photo printer, not just a regular one.
Sarah6244 0
Its on the BOTTOM. Whats the problem!
stlphil 0
That's funny, but put it on craigslist if you don't want it.
FlonkertonChamp 6
you know, they have this new product out now called "paint". it covers it up nicely.
Dukeje 0
Dude! You can go on My Ghost Story!!!
mranarchist17 0
you know you could just sand it off and not be a dumbass
shagbark 0
Photos don't have ink. What was it, printed on an inkjet?
layniet 0
that's what sharpie is for. give ur ex gf a mustache ;)
NancyDeebensDPDS 0
unless she already has one.
jokerman7734 0
sand it