Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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gatorsxrule 0
lol I can see myself doin that
slack3r9 0
what can you say? bacon is just THAT good
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Comments (249)
LMDaniel_Brendle 0
you make out with your eyes open...FYL
ArtandLove 0
Lol, that sounds like the sort of thing I'd catch my boyfriend doing.
i_imagine 0
At least he wasn't looking at another girl's picture...?
divesh777 0
Wrap his iPhone in the bacon!
p00p0ster0us 0
hahahaha Oh that's one of the funniest FML's I've ever read. I can't really even add to that. Maybe photoshop a picture of him surrounded by bacon and give it to him for his birthday. Tell him you wanted to give him something really special.
kewlz323 0
hahahahahaha sucks to be you your boyfriend cares more about food in bacon than you.
Syncopations 3
Dude, bacon. Maybe he wanted to wrap you in bacon. Bacon, iPhone, and a girl....that's the life.
FMLpleez1234 0
I LOVE THIS!!! hahahaha
muffinsareyummy 1
bacon > everyone
Briannaaa 0
LMFAO, You Should've Been Like "Baby you can wrap ME in Bacon :) "