Today, I realized that 6 months ago I signed up for a 3 day trial for a porn website that turns into a $30 membership after 3 days. I completely forgot the day after and never viewed it. I've spent $180 so far. And I can't remember my password. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent well over an hour waiting for customer service to assist me with my forgotten password, only to realize, 5 minutes into the conversation, that I had never created an account in the first place. FML
Today, I realized I forgot to cancel a free trial for a meditation app. So, ironically, I now owe $40 to an app that’s supposed to reduce stress. FML
Today, I'd registered for a free work event, but I forgot about it and registered for a free social event on the same day. I thought I would skip the work event, but I need to pay 500 € to skip it! Why can't I remember dates?! FML
Today, I finally got a product I ordered two weeks ago as a free trial-only pay shipping deal. Also today, the same company took an extra $130 out of my account without authorisation. Best part: when I called to sort things out, they told me they had no record of my order details. FML
Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML
Today, I realized while paying bills on my phone I fat-fingered which credit card I was paying and sent 299 to a paid-off card instead of 200 to another one. Now I'm going to have overdraft fees too. FML
Today, I was trying to be a responsible adult and check my credit score. I accidentally mistyped my password five times, got locked out, and had to call customer service. They asked me so many security questions, I started questioning my own identity (and sanity). FML
Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML
Today, I received an almost $400 bill for Internet services I don't even have. When I called and talk to them they told me I still owe them $77 because I didn't catch it within 3 months. FML
Today, out of the kindness of my heart, and so he wouldn't have to spend any money, I gave my ex-boyfriend my login information to my Vudu account. Big mistake. He logged me out of all devices, changed the password, and won't give me the new login information until I give him head. FML
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DameGreyWulf 1
... You do realize you can get **** for free, right?
ActionManly 11
The naked truth is that you'll get stripped of your money if you expose yourself too much.
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Comments (146)
guppyskater 0
that really sucks. but you deserved it for forgetting the password. *FIRST*
voodootrucker 0
did you try clicking on contact info and sending them a e-mail
drcool41 0
If it really gets to be a problem change your credit card
DameGreyWulf 1
... You do realize you can get **** for free, right?
EMR_fml 0
Meh, crappy **** is free. The good stuff still costs money.
lolwatlol 0
You need to learn2internet
aero_fml 0
There's a buttload of good free **** out there, you just need to know where to look =)
voodootrucker 0
xhamster is not crappy ****
Reyo 2
If you've seen a mansword ramming into a lovehole, you've pretty much seen it all. And if you're looking for the really messed up stuff, there's entire websites dedicated to that...and they're FREE.
DameGreyWulf 1
Oh man you just reminded me that I DID see a mansword today. It was a ***** in the shape of a sword. I lol'd.
some1help 0
amen to that brother
fattypie101 0
loser
Slaught_fml 3
WTF you idiot? **** ON THE INTERNET IS FREE!!!!! Youporn, Redtube, Xvideos!!!! ALL FREE, TARDSLICE!!!
ActionManly 11
The naked truth is that you'll get stripped of your money if you expose yourself too much.
DameGreyWulf 1
I think OP's boned.
redbluegreen 41
Oh, balls.
null_fml 11
Oh come on, don't be an ass.
redbluegreen 41
What if that's how they like it?
zehr0 0
Pay... for ****... dipshit.
Astronomical 0
And you didn't notice the money being drained from your account?
thatpianoguy612 0
Well, from my hormone driven days, I seem to remember it's pretty fair to say that some pay sites are VASTLY superior to most of the free sites. However... still not worth the cost...
cerebellum_fml 0
shafted
srak 0
ydi for being a smut hound! you nasty, dirty little man.
skullbashd 3
app men look at pron chicks too it a fact of life deal with it you probaly do too
bagg 0
contact credit card company and tell them to cancel the subscription. It might be a little awkward but better than shelling out all that cash.