Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML
Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML
Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML
Today, I was reading on my couch when I noticed my cat trying to escape out of an open window. I leapt up to stop her, but in my panic, I tripped over a coffee table leg, slammed my face into a wall, and knocked over a guitar. My cat, meanwhile, just sauntered down, and went off to the kitchen. FML
Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML
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claiiire_fml 17
SOMEONE is lonely.
krushr 3
Well, at least you didn't keep the person waiting.
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Comments (42)
ALERI0N 0
no let's hope it's not a shecter.. gibsons are overated.
somerandomdude69 0
amen brother I am thrashing a black and gold tempest custom at the moment if my '96 strat (Mex, custom pickups) is my baby my schecter is my crazy ex girlfriend... what bout u?
vocaloidtiger 12
It doesn't matter if Gibsons are overrated, they're REALLY damn expensive, and that's why it matters. Smh at people's ignorance sometimes...
tacobird123 7
I don't blame him, it could've been an important call, either way, he didn't intend to smash and drop anything. We all make mistakes (overused I know..) FYL.
CrAzY_MaN100 0
Desperate much?
perdix 31
You're that desperate for female attention that you'd destroy all your valuables to talk to one? Maybe if you got off the Isle of Man and went to Isla Mujeres, you could CTFD.
UpsidedownKayak 9
OP, you shouldn't have laptop so quickly, just be glass you didn't hurt yourself. Next time slow down and don't be so high strung. You will find it easier to guitar your phone on time if it's a chord-less phone.
vocaloidtiger 12
Well played.
88sforlife 0
Well At Leaast Yu Didn't Keep The Person Waaiting
vocaloidtiger 12
Omg Whyy Arr Yuu Talking likee Thiiss? No, seriously. Capitalizing every single word, leaving letters out of words, and putting extra letters in the words doesn't make you look cool. It dowsnt even make your typing look 'better.' Wanna know what it does? It makes you look like a ****** idiot. Smh.
ninjasaurous 0
Sorry, 88s, but you do not look like you are 20. :)
beccusmaximus 0
Lol, pretty sure she's lying.
mightymart 5
and you look like you are so full of yourself, you must have an ugly ugly personnality
jrsgreenfire257 0
HE meant to call your mom
stun23 8
this is a copy of a recent fml where the guy broke stuff by answering a wrong number
Sirin_fml 47
Link, please...
Marine07_fml 0
Fail!