Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I walked into my new maths class. I stepped inside only to be yelled at by the teacher for nearly 15 minutes. I was then told never to enter her class again and was sent to the principal. My identical twin brother was in her class the period before me. He also has a thing for older women. FML
Today, I met this girl who's perfect. Turns out, since I'm adopted, she might be my sister. FML
Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
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sportmaster525 0
take a hint. your dad thinks your hot.
Maddoctor 10
That is just...so worng on so many levels.
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staystrongholdon 0
I say , you introduce him to your new boyfriend . That just so happens to be his boss or one of his co-workers . Than make sure he hears you at night . Wait for him to say something , than tell him it's the exact same way for you . No parent in their right mind , would ever be okay with their child banging one of there co-workers or boss'. So he would say something .
whi1212 0
omg. this is beyond gross. for your sake you should like dye your hair or get a tattoo and shit like that. wish you best of luck. seriously.
boredboisereside_fml 0
Your dad is one lucky bastard
bewyrd 0
i am sorry to say that i can relate to this. luckily, he decided not to go thru with it...and dumped her horribly instead. we weren't the same age...she was actually YOUNGER than me and the resemblance was just...*shudder* but my dad is all kinds of creepy in that way anyway
thatswiggedywack 0
i wouldnt even show up at the wedding and never want to see my dad again if that happened to me.
XxK_I_T_T_YxX 0
Imagine your father marrying someone who is your age and looks like your twin. People might mistake her as your sister.( That would be awkward) Even if your father thought she looked like your mother not you, why would he marry someone who looks like a younger version of his ex-wife? Cross your fingers that your dad's not a creep & that no one mistakes you for siblings.
gummibehrs 4
Sounds like your daddy is looking for the alternative you.
Hurt16 0
ewwww your father is a nasty creepy thang ewww 1) she's young 2)she went to school with u n was in the same classes as you 3) she has a smilar name as you and to top it ALL y'all can pass as twins he's pratically takeing the leggal way of ******* his daughter ewww just b glad he ain't doin it with u
HarperGirl 4
What a ******* freak!!!!!
HNG47 0
Keep away from him. Just cut off all contact and move to another country. That way your mind might keep off the subject of him having sex with a person who "could be your twin."